December 2010
My 2011 Resolutions:
I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things.
I won’t take shit from anyone.
I won’t cry over another asshole.
I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections.
I’ll be more confident.
Bitches can GTFO.
I’ll surround myself with the ones who make me laugh.
I won’t slack off in school… maybe just a little.
I’ll appreciate my parents more.
I won’t get butt-hurt over...
SCHOOL'S NEXT WEEK, and THEN I HAVE TO SEE:
felloutoforbit:
MY FRIENDS:
BITCHES WHO THINK THEY ARE LOVED BY ALL:
TEACHERS:
PEOPLE IN THE HALLWAYS WHO LIKE TO BLOCK THE FLOW:
BITCH(es):
HOMEWORK:
So when I come to school:
Can’t wait….
The feeling you get when you see your friends are...
heyamandaaa:
That awkward moment when people think your guy...
akosikeisint:
Saddest text message I read today.
10pm
Girl: babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: alright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: you're drinking again?
Boy: don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: okay, I'll be waiting.
hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time.
The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls.
He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained.
1am
The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.
Brother: someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
(This was originally in Filipino, but I translated it for you guys.)
I felt sad, reading this.
Guys, you'll never know when you'll lose the people you love.
Show them everyday how much you love them because you'll never know when you can't, anymore.
Gay Lingo 101 →
cheesykeyk:
Ilan sa mga salitang dapat malaman:
Anik / Anetch — ano (what) / which
Balaj — balahura (shameless)
Bitter Ocampo — malungkot (sad) / nagngingitngit (fuming mad) / bitter
Baklah / Baklush — used instead of one’s name, may refer to any gender
Givency / Janno Gibbs / Debbie Gibson — bigay (to give)
That’s Entertainment / Anda / Andalucia / Anju / Anjo Yllaña — datung (money)
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TUMBLR FACE: Vice Ganda
miguelofthedark:
fuckyeahviceganda:
